Beseder’s authenticity is what sets us apart. We sign on with our whole selves in the morning. Part of what makes us tick is humor, and staying on top of cultural conversations. Here are some of the latest things that’ve made us laugh:
a weighted blanket is not enough, i need to be hydraulically pressed
— eli (@himbomedic) December 19, 2021
The symbol for women's bathrooms of a woman in a skirt is outdated and must be replaced by a stick figure of a person listening to a true crime podcast.
— Guy Branum (@guybranum) January 8, 2022
The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) January 20, 2022
TRES leches?! En esta economía?!
— Judd Harris (@VisibleJudd) January 4, 2022
therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 7, 2022
im really not even that dumb. i make a conscious decision to not do math ever because i am protecting my peace of mind.
— dove clarke 🕊 (@lovedoveclarke) January 10, 2022
New moms should pose with their newborns like fishermen after they caught a prize fish.
— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) March 22, 2022
elmo speaks in third person because he's comfortable being the villain
— Becca O'Neal 🍒 (@becca_oneal) January 9, 2022
I mainly wanna be on SNL for the part where everybody hugs at the end that seems really nice.
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) January 23, 2022
trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?
— trash jones (@jzux) February 9, 2022
Plant that helps British people
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) December 26, 2021
with sunburn saying hi
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Aloe
we teach our spinach to shrink itself. to make itself smaller
— Ben Leary (@benlearyy) January 7, 2022
not gonna lie, the weapons formed against me been prospering lately
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) January 24, 2022
